“Hi, I’m Lonnie.” “Hi, I’m Candice.”
May 2, 2026
Monday morning pack day, 21 orders out the door — D.H. Holmes mugs heading home to New Orleans, a Stanley cookset to Norway, a $200 paintball bundle to Texas, and the freehand box resize that earned the title.
A fun pack day with 21 orders and multiple item types.
May 1, 2026
A $5 garage-sale jewelry box with three pieces of 14k gold inside, plus a packing day across eBay, Poshmark, and Etsy and 173 vintage giveaway-plane noses listed all at once.
Vintage cash register with the original stickers still on it, priced at forty bucks at a yard sale. Comp solds put it north of $500. Bonus: a lot of vintage Pinewood Derby cars including a Batmobile.
Apr 30, 2026
A short Saturday-morning stop where the seller already knew us by category — "you've been buying a bunch of HBA lately, huh?" Yes ma'am, we have.
A late Thursday-night pack session — 14 eBay orders out before tomorrow morning's garage sales, headlined by Lonnie cussing his way through a FiestaWare four-piece and a hidden Easton Press leather we didn't even know we had.
A packing day with dinnerware and customer feedback.
Apr 29, 2026
A full pull-orders pass — 24 eBay sales, one each on Mercari and Poshmark, and an Etsy windfall. Every item, every price, every story.
Josh from Hairy Tornado opened the books on what a 443K-subscriber reseller channel actually costs to run. Then near the end of the episode he asked me a personal question I hadn't been asked before, and the conversation pivoted.
We followed the signs into a campground and ran into a Vietnam-era paratrooper knife with a broken blade, a 9-year-old dog named Fancy, and a reminder that we will, in fact, go anywhere there's a yard-sale sign.
